Pittsburgh Steelers drinking game
As if any Steelers fan (21 and over of course) would need a reason to drink for a game. But if you want to make it a little fun, I've devised an official Steelers drinking game. Rules are as follows: you'll need plenty of beer and/or liquor. If you got that down, your ready!
When the announcers mention Dick LeBeau's blitzing style defense, drink for 5 seconds.
If the announcers state Dick LeBeau's age, drink 5 seconds.
When they mention the fact that James Harrison went undrafted out of college, take a shot/chug for 10 seconds.
When they mention the Hines Ward smile, drink 5 seconds.
When Hines Ward delivers a devastating block despite the new pansy rule changes in the NFL, finish your drink.
When they state that Willie Parker is, in fact, fast, drink 5 seconds.
When Ben Roethlisberger scrambles to avoid pressure, drink 3 seconds. Add 5 seconds on that if he completes it for a first down.
When Santonio Holmes catches a pass and does any variation of the "first down" signal with his arm, drink 8 seconds.
If Limas Sweed catches a pass, drink for 5 seconds.
If James Harrison gets a sack and a fumble recovered by the Steelers in the same play, just finish your drink.
When Lawrence Timmons makes a great play, drink 5 seconds and give the tomahawk chop in honor of Florida st (as you can guess, i'm a fan)
Everytime someone random like Carey Davis or Rashard Mendenhall runs back a deep kickoff or punt, drink for 5 seconds.
Any shot of Dennis Dixon on the sidelines you must drink for 5 seconds, simply because it's Dennis Dixon.
Anytime Heath Miller catches a pass for a first down, drink for 10 seconds, simply because the man is great.
If Jeff Reed makes a field goal, all drink the number of seconds of your choice.
If Jeff Reed misses, drink for 10 seconds.
Everytime Troy Polamalu makes a good play or the announcers talk about how great he really is, drink 5 seconds.
If the Steelers defense creates a turnover, everyone drink for 8 seconds.
If Willie Colon commits any sort of penalty what so ever, drink for 5 seconds.
If the announcers mention how Aaron Smith is underrated or valuable, drink for 8 seconds.
If the announcers mention how Deshea Townsend or James Farrior are still good even though their old, drink 10 seconds.
If Ike Taylor does the John Cena "you can't see me" after breaking up a pass, drink for 5 seconds.
If the announcers mention that Charlie Batch is from Pittsburgh, finish your drink.
If Mike Tomlin pumps his fist going bonkers on the sideline after a great play, drink for 5 seconds. Add in 5 more seconds if he chest-bumps another player.
Everytime a beatdown of the Ravens, Bengals, or Brownies is mentioned and they're not playing one of those 3 teams, everyone drink 5 seconds.
Everytime a Steelers defensive player is talkng trash in the face of the opponent, drink for 3 seconds.
For a Steelers touchdown, everyone drinks 10 seconds. (Don't forget if Hines would score and is smiling, which he will be, accumulate that onto your seconds as well)
Whenever Ryan Clark just straight nearly knocks a dude's head off, hope that the player is not injured and finish your drink.
If Cris Collinsworth is calling the game, drink 8 seconds and pray you don't cuss im out or destroy your TV.
Anytime Collinsworth unfairly hates on the Steelers, drink for 5 seconds.
Anytime Myron Cope is mentioned, drink for 10 seconds.
If there is any reference at all to Ben Roethlisberger's great "pocket awareness" or "escapability", do a shot or chug a beer.
If the announcers state, during a road game, at how there is a great following and lots of Steeler fans in the stands, give praise on being a Steelers fan and drink for 10 seconds.
If the Steelers win the game, chug your beer and wave those towels!
